Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Study = Fail







It's not the fault of student if




he/she fails because the year ONLY has 365 days...typical academic year for a student:





1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest.

Days left 313.




2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study.

Days left 263.




3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE.

Days left 141.





4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days.

Days left 126.





5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly & swallowing) - means 30 days.

Days left 96.





6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days.

Days left 81.





7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days.

Days left 46.





8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days.

Days left 6.





9. For sickness - at least 3 days.

Days left 3.





10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days.

1 day left.





11. That 1 day is your birthday.

How can you study on that day ?!?!?!?!?!










Balance = 0' How can a student pass ?????'


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